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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you." The wife replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
What's the difference between a man & a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly & always scratching its ass, and the other is a chimpanzee.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to
support you.
How many men
does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows. It's never happened.
Why did God
create women?
He realized he made a mistake the first time.
What has eight
arms and an I.Q. of 60?
Four men watching a football game.
Why do men
talk so dirty?
So they can wash their mouth out with beer.
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so she can vacuum.
What's the
difference between a man and childbirth?
One is an almost unbearable pain and the other involves having a baby.
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