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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's always good for the dishwasher to match the fridge and stove.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for
dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
A little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Grooms, once
you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife,
always remember to get the last two words in: "Yes dear".
Married life is very frustrating. in the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. in the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
Wife: do you want dinner?
Husband: sure, what are my
choices?
Wife: yes and no.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had
no faults at all.
According to the latest surveys, when making love, most
married men
fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
Personally, I think one of the greatest things about
marriage is that as both
husband and father, i can say anything i want to around the
house. of course,
no one pays the least bit of attention.
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