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Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.
An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.
During a heated spat over finances
the husband said, "well, if you'd learn to
cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the
maid." the wife,
fuming, shotback, "oh yeah??? well, if you'd learn how to
make love, we
could fire the chauffeur and the gardener."
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "yes, i am, i married the wrong man."
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
What is the only time a man will think about a
candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "you know, i
was a fool when i
married you." she replied, "yes, dear, but i was in love
and didn't notice."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and
said, "i've found a
man just like father!" her mother replied, "so what do you
want from me,
sympathy?"
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