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You can simply recall funny stories about how the bride or groom said they would
never get married, perhaps you can tell the bride or groom that they must be a
really patient person to put up with the other, and other light hearted jokes
such as that. Knowing the bride and groom and then putting their past or
even present way of thinking in a funny light is fun and will sort of break the
ice for the rest of the reception. Just make sure your jokes will be considered
funny by the bride and groom.
Wedding jokes are also a great way to start a wedding speech or toast. It’s
not uncommon for a best man to start off his speech with something like:
What does it mean if you and your buddy partied last month, had a great
time, but since then he won’t return your calls? The groom will probably shrug
his shoulders at this point. The best man or another guest can say, It means he
got married and can’t get to the phone when it rings with that ball and chain!
It’s a silly wedding joke, but it’s not in poor taste and will simply make
everyone laugh. Everyone, including the bride. That’s the thing, funny wedding
toasts and speeches should not offend anyone, and if in doubt, leave the joke
out of your speech. The Internet is a great resource for finding funny jokes on
just about anything including weddings and there are plenty of them that are
clean enough that they will get everyone laughing without offending anyone.
Here are some wedding joke
examples:
My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife
takes.
Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Here's an example of a humorous
wedding toast:
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an
appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to
make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Another funny way to do a wedding speech is to get a couple of the members of
the wedding party together to read a funny poem that they have written about the
couple, or to comically reenact a poignant moment between the newly wedded
couple. These will be memorable moments for everyone, and it will turn what
could have been your average wedding speech into something that everyone at the
reception will enjoy. Wedding jokes,
funny speeches, and wedding toast humor
should all be in good taste, but they can also prove to be the life of the
party!
If you are planning on giving a funny speech at a wedding that you will be
attending soon, have fun with it! Remember to not only make people laugh, but
to honor the bride and groom. A little bit of humor goes a long way, especially
when you prepare the jokes or the one-liners so that they also provide the bride
and groom with lasting memories of their big day.
I highly recommend checking
IDoWeddingToasts.com for
professionally written wedding speeches and toasts for the entire wedding party!
To immediately download wedding speech templates check out
Instant Wedding Speech Templates
– An online resource toolkit of wedding
speech templates, example wedding speeches, toasts, jokes, quotes, openers and
closers and rehearsal tips. This great resource allows you to semi-personalize
your toast by filling in a few blanks and inserting your own memories of the
Bride and Groom.
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Make sure to check out our Funny
Wedding Toasts
and Wedding Jokes & Humor
pages as well as other wedding speech related articles
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