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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans
to quit his job.
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed
her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the
aisle with one man, and came back with another."
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to
let her go.
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and
clearly said, "You're the boss."
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no
faults at all.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I
married the wrong man."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
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