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Marriage is grand, divorce is about 10 grand.
Husband to friend: Do you know what it means to me to go home to
a really good meal in a clean and tidy home?
Friend: You've gone to the wrong house?
I've never forgotten the day I got married - and don't think I
haven't tried hard!
The only thing my husband and I have in common is we got married
on the same day!
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife
takes.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Shotgun wedding = A case of wife or death.
What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? One is
hairy, smelly and is always scratching his ass... and the other is a chimpanzee.
The reason I turned down an extramarital affair is because my wife found the key
to my gun cabinet.
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