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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

 

If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

There's a husband who calls his wife an angel. That's because she's always flying around the house harping about something.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."


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