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A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received
a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they
had no faults at all.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like
your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided
that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says,
'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to
get our laundry done free.
Marriage is an institution where two people come together to joint solve
the problems they never had before they got married.
Getting married is like being hanged; you tie the knot, the bottom drops out,
and soon your life is over!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I
married the wrong man.'
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