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Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker:
No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them
apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
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