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When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn't know his first name was  ALWAYS!

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Words to live by - do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

 

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on wednesday nights, and so does she.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. the rest cheat in Europe.

To the bride's parents: "Bet after 28 years you didnt think you'd still be putting her to bed with a dummy, eh?"

There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

They lived happily until they got married.

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.


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