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The concept of
marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig -- Albert Einstein
The secret of
a happy marriage remains a secret -- Henny Youngman
Thus Dante's
motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: "Ye who enter here
leave all hope behind. -- Emma Goldman
Who ever
strikes at marriage either by word or act undermines the foundation of all moral
society -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
You only know
what happiness is once you're married. But then it's too late. -- Peter Sellers
Any marriage
where the bride is allowed to speak and wear clothes is doomed to failure --
Quark (Star Trek: DS9)
Worf: "Before
the wedding we must endure 5 tests. Blood, pain, sacrifice, suffering and
finally, death"
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence -- Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -- Oscar Wilde
How marriage
ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive --
Oscar Wilde
The one charm
about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for
both parties -- Oscar Wilde
The
proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding -- Oscar Wilde
To love is to
suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not
loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is
to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but
suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to
suffer or suffer from too much happiness -- Woody Allen
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